Here is the break up of potential savings by deals/ideas

$100,000 worth of savings is meant to be savings over 20-30 years. (Don't tell me that you thought I would help you save/make $100,000 every year!)

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New Accounts with Banks: $100 per account- 5 such accounts -----> $500
Credit Card Accounts: $100 per account- 5 such accounts------> $500
Credit Card rewards: $200 per year- 20 years -----> $4,000
Stock Broker accounts: $100 per account- 2 such accounts: $200
Voice Over IP: Save $20 a month---> Over $4000 for 20 years period
Save on water and Energy
Savings with Hotel Rooms: $20 per room per day- 2 rooms a year-- $40 a year ------>$800
Savings with Mortgage- Waiting till 14th of the month -------> From $10,000 to $30,000
Savings with Mortgage- HELOC- Replacing your idle cash balances with Line of Credit----> up to $50,000
The best investment (it is not a stock!) that has the highest ROI (Return on Investment) in the US. Spend $30 a year to get $500 back every year ---> Savings over 20 years at least $10,000
Saving money with a Hybrid Car- 0 dollars (yah, there is no savings IMO)
Save $1000 or more on your new car- 2 times over 20 years ----> $2,000
Save on your next electronics purchase (SalesCircular)- $100 per year---->$2,000
Save your Saturday mornings- invaluable
A big loud laughter right now- you decide the worth:

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done for an FBI job, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair Kill her!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said,'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home'.
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.
"This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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